[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

suicideblonde:

Daft Punk - Derezzed

This soundtrack is SO FREAKING FANTASTIC OH DEAR GOD HEARING THIS OVER A MOVIE THEATER SYSTEM IS GOING TO BREAK MY BRAIN

1 year ago
suicideblonde: Amy Poehler: This week in Germany an 81-year old man was robbed when two young women asked him to join them in a nude photo shoot, and then fled when with the man’s wallet as he stripped.  Afterward, the women felt badly and almost returned the wallet, but then Tina was like, “Screw it.  Let’s go buy some shoes.”

suicideblonde:

Amy Poehler: This week in Germany an 81-year old man was robbed when two young women asked him to join them in a nude photo shoot, and then fled when with the man’s wallet as he stripped.  Afterward, the women felt badly and almost returned the wallet, but then Tina was like, “Screw it.  Let’s go buy some shoes.”

1 year ago

librarysciences:

The Parts of the Brain, performed by the Brain

Science lesson of the day my friends. I heart pinky and the brain.

1 year ago
1 year ago
suicideblonde: laceup

suicideblonde:

laceup

1 year ago
Its more than just a book about Zombies. It’ll prepare you for the next apopcalypse…..get your survival kits ready, folks.

Its more than just a book about Zombies. It’ll prepare you for the next apopcalypse…..get your survival kits ready, folks.

1 year ago

werewolves are the new hotness!

3 years ago
Degrassi. It goes there…..in books! suicideblonde: My Degrassi Talks book is about Spike getting knocked up — I got it used at Value Village for like 50 cents, and noticed after I got it home that it was signed by the girl who played Spike.  It’s one of my most prized vintage collectables.

Degrassi. It goes there…..in books!

suicideblonde:

My Degrassi Talks book is about Spike getting knocked up — I got it used at Value Village for like 50 cents, and noticed after I got it home that it was signed by the girl who played Spike.  It’s one of my most prized vintage collectables.

3 years ago
“I have many leather bound books….” (Natalia-Brilli’s Leather-Bound Accessories=dope!)

“I have many leather bound books….”

(Natalia-Brilli’s Leather-Bound Accessories=dope!)

3 years ago

Life’s goal, CHECK!

I think I’ve found my mission in life and its   delicious! ONE down, 19 to go!

The 20 Hamburgers You Must Eat Before You Die!!!!!

The hamburger is a symbol of everything that makes America great. Straightforward, egalitarian, substantial, and good-natured, it is also a little bloody at times.

It may come big and ungarnished, the East Coast ideal, tender and untroubled by bones or gristle, everything you look for in a filet mignon but seldom find. It may be the West Coast model, swelling with vegetation, brimming with health and well-being, piled high with all that a seed catalog can provide. A great burger, regardless of regional differences, instills a sense of optimism and fulfillment, that all is right at the table or the counter or the woodgrain, screwed-to-the-floor, fast-food booth.

At its best, it eliminates the need for conversation or the urge to glance up at the TV over the bar. If you find yourself eating silently, eyes closed, ignoring everything around you, even the unavoidable burger-joint din, you have come upon a burger that can be pronounced a success.

Here are the 20 best burgers in America

20. Hamburger Sandwich
Louis’ Lunch
New Haven, CT

19. Our Famous Burger
Sidetrack Bar and Grill
Ypsilanti, MI

18. Hamburger
Poag Mahone’s Carvery and Ale House
Chicago

17. Double Bacon Deluxe with Cheese
Red Mill Burgers
Seattle

16. Hamburger & Fries
Burger Joint
San Francisco

15. Build Your Own Burger
The Counter
Santa Monica

14. Hamburger
J. G. Melon
New York City…DONE! (w/ketchup, and blue cheese!)

13. Cheeseburger
White Manna
Hackensack, NJ

12. Hamburger
Bobcat Bite
Sante Fe

11. Grilled Bistro Burger
Bistro Don Giovanni
Napa, CA

10. Number Five
Keller’s Drive-in
Dallas

9. Cheeseburger
Burger Joint, le Parker Meridien Hotel
New York City

8. Hamburger
Miller’s Bar
Dearborn, MI

7. Buckhorn Burger
Buckhorn
San Antonio, NM

6. California Burger
Houston’s
Santa Monica

5. Kobe Sliders
Barclay Prime
Philadelphia

4. Rouge Burger
Rouge
Philadelphia

3. Not Just a Burger
Spiced Pear Restaurant at the Chanler Hotel
Newport, RI

2. Luger Burger
Peter Luger Steak House
Brooklyn

1. Sirloin Burger
Le Tub
Hollywood, FL

3 years ago